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KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS...
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had
twenty-five students in her class. She presented
each child in her classroom the first half of
a well known proverb and asked them to come
up with the remainder of the proverb.
It's hard to believe these were actually done
by first graders. Their insight may surprise
you. While reading, keep in mind that these
are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the
last one is a classic! I find this hard to believe!!
1. Don't change horses....................................................until
they stop running.
2. Strike while the...........................................................bug
is close.
3. It's always darkest before.............................................Daylight
Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of .................................termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but ................................how?
6. Don't bite the hand that ...............................................looks
dirty.
7. No news is..................................................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ................................................Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ....................................math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ...................................stink
in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ............................................................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the .......................................pigs.
13. An idle mind is...........................................................the
best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ......................................pollution.
15. Happy the bride who...................................................gets
all the presents.
16. A penny saved is .......................................................not
much
17. Two's company, three's ..............................................the
Musketeers
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ....................................you
put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you,
cry and......you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as .........................................Stevie
Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not .................................spanked
or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed .........................................get
new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ......................see
in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ......................................get
out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than..........................................................pregnant
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